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And The Fairy Said....

A married couple in their early 60s were out celebrating their 35th wedding anniversary in a quiet, romantic little restaurant.

Suddenly, a tiny yet beautiful fairy appeared on their table and said, "For being such an exemplary married couple and for being faithful to each other for all this time, I will grant you each a wish. "Ooh, I want to travel around the world with my darling husband." said the wife.

The fairy moved her magic stick and - abracadabra! - two tickets for the new QM2 luxury liner appeared in her hands.

Now it was the husbands turn. He thought for a moment and said: "Well this is all very romantic, but an opportunity like this only occurs once in a lifetime, so, I'm sorry my love, but my wish is to have a wife 30 years younger than me."

The wife, and the fairy, were deeply disappointed, but a wish is a wish... So the fairy made a circle with her magic stick and -abracadabra! - the husband became 92 years old.

The moral of this story: "Fairies are female."

This news arrived on: 11/02/2004

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10-30-2009 01:51

wrote:

"old is Gold"

you're not exactly a catch, you know

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10-29-2009 10:07

old is Gold wrote:

fairy said in pure golden life

final words for some one,i,m not interested in your 2night+4play family vacation,florida,
please come in my city 042,live with me as respectful wife,i want from you male baby,only one child,you are doctor you know all methods,
after that you can go with me world tour.every year.

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