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Spooky Pookie

There was a case in one hospital's Intensive Care ward where patients always died in the same bed, on Sunday morning, at about 11 a.m., regardless of their medical condition.

This puzzled the doctors and some even thought that it had something to do with the supernatural. No one could solve the mystery... as to why the deaths occurred around 11 a.m. on Sundays.

So a World-Wide team of experts was assembled to investigate the cause of the incidents. The next Sunday morning, a few minutes before 11 a.m., all doctors and nurses nervously wait outside the ward to see for themselves what the terrible phenomenon was all about. Some were holding wooden crosses, prayer books and other holy objects to ward off the evil spirits.

Just when the clock struck 11... Pookie Johnson, the part-time Sunday sweeper, entered the ward and unplugged the life support system so that he could use the vacuum cleaner.





This news arrived on: 10/29/2004
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Posted Comments:

10-25-2009 17:45
joe bust wrote:

spooky pookie

loved it! some people have no sense of humour, a sick joke, so what?



10-25-2009 16:39
V wrote:



Also, Garter, the reason Pooky only did it in that room is because it was an old room, and the only one with a single plug. But I don't know why it had carpet.



10-24-2009 14:13
V wrote:



That's an urban legend, not a joke.



10-24-2009 13:33
arcamax wrote:

joke

A sick person must of added this to the joke section.



10-24-2009 11:22
Gartar wrote:

Spooky

Gotta be funny 'cause it can't be true.
Why would Pookie only plug in at the one room?
And who uses a vacuum cleaner on tile floors anyway!? (no ICU would have carpet).




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