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Lincoln's Moral Dilemma
It's said that Abraham Lincoln once sized up the case of a prospective
client as follows:
"You have a good case, technically, but in terms of justice and
equity, it's got problems. So you'll have to look for another lawyer
to handle the case, because the whole time I was up there talking to
the jury, I'd be thinking, 'Lincoln, you're a liar!' and I might just
forget myself and say it out loud."
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Posted Comments:
10-20-2009 12:46
wrote:
?? This is a joke? It's not even an amusing anecdote! And it's most likely not a true story either. So what is the point.