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Fun Things To Do At K-Mart (Or Wal-Mart), Part I

1. Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them and stranding them at strategic locations.

2. Ride those little electronic cars at the front of the store.

3. Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten minute intervals throughout the day.

4. Start playing Calvin ball; see how many people you can get to join in.

5. Contaminate the entire auto department by sampling all the spray air fresheners.

6. Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift wrap.

7. Leave cryptic messages on the computers.

8. Re-dress the mannequins as you see fit.

9. When there are people behind you, walk REALLY SLOW, especially thin narrow aisles.

10. Walk up to an employee and tell him in an official tone, "I think we've got a Code 3 in Housewares," and see what happens.

11. Tune all the radios to a polka station; then turn them all off and turn the volumes to "10".

12. Play with the automatic doors.

This news arrived on: 10/28/2004

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Posted Comments:

10-23-2009 14:18

wrote:

K-mart/Wal-mart

This is so funny. Fun times fun times

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10-22-2009 15:57

deaner wrote:

I did the first one before when I was in university. A bunch of us poor students would go every other week or so for a shopping spree, each filling our cart with things we would get if we had unlimited cash. Or sometimes we would make "cart art" and leave it on display in random places. It was fun and didn't do any harm. We thought of it as "creating employment" haha

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10-22-2009 00:52

Lindy wrote:

Yes, it's a joke

It's a joke precisely because the "suggestions" are absurd, even unthinkable...and yet, how many of them have you encountered at the store? It's called making fun of the problems in life. :D

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10-21-2009 22:24

Dulcie wrote:

Fun things to do at Kmart/Walmart

I didn't think any of the things said in this article was funny at all. To tell you the truth, I think they were mean and dumb. That did not even come close to being a joke. How would you like to have a place of business and someone do these things to you? I didn't care for this one at all.

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10-21-2009 14:36

wrote:

OOPS,,,MEANT NECESSARY, :}

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