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The Spell Chequer

Owed Two A Spell Chequer
Eye halve a spelling chequer,
it came with my pea sea.
It plainly marques, four my revue,
miss steaks eye kin knot sea.

Eye strike a key and type a word
and weight four it two say,
Weather eye am wrong oar write
it shows me strait a weigh.

As soon as a mist ache is maid,
it nose bee fore two long.
And eye can put the error rite
it's rare lea ever wrong.

Eye have run this poem threw it,
I am shore your pleased two no.
Its letter perfect awl the weigh,
my chequer tolled me sew.

This news arrived on: 10/27/2004

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Posted Comments:

10-25-2009 01:32

A.L.L. wrote:

The Spell Chequer

That poem is by Pam Ayres, renown for her humorous poetry

http://www.poetryarchive.org/poetryarchive/singlePoet.do?poetId=11735

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10-24-2009 22:02

Lindy wrote:

I haven't seen this one for years and years - it's like seeing an old friend again. Love it! What a commentary on the limitations of the spelling checker! :D

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10-24-2009 14:44

wrote:

It appears that the "chequer" was so startled by what it saw,and read, that it could not make heads nor tails out of it, and probably "tilted" like a pin ball machine would have. It didn't want to embarass the idiot composing it.

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10-24-2009 13:35

arcamax wrote:

joke

Not a bit amusing.

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