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Jokes / May 14, 2026

Shakey went to a psychiatrist. "Doc," he said, "I've got trouble. Every time I get into bed, I think there's somebody under it. I get under the bed, I think there's somebody on top of it. Top, under, top, under. You gotta ...Read More

Nymphomaniac

Jokes / May 14, 2026

The woman seated herself in the psychiatrists office.

"What seems to be the problem?" the doctor asked.

"Well, I, uh," she stammered. "I think I, uh, might be a nymphomaniac."

"I see," he said. "I can help you, but I ...Read More

God the Artist

Jokes / May 14, 2026

A Sunday School teacher began her lesson with a question. "Boys and girls, what do we know about God?"

A hand shot up in the air. "He is an artist!" said the kindergarten boy.

"Really?! How do you know?" the teacher ...Read More

Toasters by Other Manufacturers

Jokes / May 14, 2026

If Microsoft made toasters
Every time you bought a loaf of bread, you would have to buy a toaster. You wouldn't have to take the toaster, but you'd still have to pay for it anyway. Toaster Vista would weigh ...Read More

Shot With a Bow

Jokes / May 14, 2026

Lawyer: "Now, would you please tell the Jury the truth. Why did you shoot your husband with a bow and arrow?"

Defendant: "I didn't want to wake up the children."

Danbury: Last Week Tonight with John Oliver (Bonus Segments)

Jokes / May 13, 2026

John Oliver f***s around with Danbury, Connecticut, and proceeds to find out. In the most sanitary way.