Mr. Jacobson decided to take a week off from the pressures of the office and went skiing. Alas, no sooner did he reach the slopes than he heard an ominous rumbling: moments later a sheet of snow came crashing toward him.

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A lawyer named Strange died, and his friend asked the tombstone maker to inscribe on his tombstone, "Here lies Strange, an honest man, and a lawyer."

The inscriber insisted that such an inscription would be confusing, for...Read More

I was driving around and around a parking garage in search of an available space. Nothing. Then I noticed a couple walking ahead of me.

"Going out?" I called to them hopefully.

"No," said the man. "Just friends."

“What should I do?” I pleaded over the phone.

My extremely laid-back vet answered calmly, “Swallowing a quarter is nothing to worry about. But if he does it again and a can of pop shoots out of his rear, give me a ...

When Beethoven passed away, he was buried in a churchyard. A couple days later, the town drunk was walking through the cemetery and heard some strange noise coming from the area where Beethoven was buried. Terrified, ...Read More

Guest Host Colman Domingo talks about the online response to his first night hosting, Zara selling long wide-legged pants that could make you trip so some people online are referring to them as "Death Pants," White House ...Read More