Revenge of A Woman's Random Thoughts

Jokes / June 15, 2026

My mind not only wanders, it sometime leaves completely.

The best way to forget all your troubles is to wear tight shoes.

The nice part about living in a small town is that when you don't know what you're doing, someone...Read More

Stuck

Jokes / June 15, 2026

My husband David's colleague at a package-processing center was trapped in a small rest room by a faulty lock. When he was finally discovered, David and another worker were able to open the door with some difficulty. ...Read More

Cuff Links

Jokes / June 15, 2026

During his freshman year, my son Steve couldn't get home for Christmas. So he sent me a set of inexpensive cuff links and a note reading: "Dear Dad, This is not much, but it's all you could afford."

Baseball and the Tramp

Jokes / June 15, 2026

The ball had been knocked out of the stadium into the lane and everybody was out looking for it.

One of the players came across an old tramp, lying in the shade.

'Excuse me' said the Baseballer, 'but have you seen a ...Read More

Spelling Cat

Jokes / June 15, 2026

Teacher: How do you spell cat, Angela?

Angela: C-A-I -

Teacher: Stop right there. Cat doesn't have and I!

Angela: So how does it see to catch a mouse?

Patton Oswalt Critiques Sci-Fi Films (Top 5 & Bottom 5) | GQ

Jokes / June 14, 2026

Comedian, actor and writer Patton Oswalt breaks down his top five and bottom five sci-fi films of all time.