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Bible Exam
"Why do you keep reading the Bible everyday?" the teenage girl asked her grandfather.
"Well, it's a bit like cramming for your final exam," said Grandpa.
Definitions for Parents
FEEDBACK: The inevitable result when a baby doesn't appreciate the mashed carrots.
HEARSAY: What toddlers do when anyone mutters a dirty word.
PRENATAL: When your life was still somewhat your own.
PUDDLE: A small body of water that draws other small bodies wearing dry shoes.
STERILIZE: What you do to your first baby's pacifier by boiling it ...Read more
Boring Class
A professor at the Michigan State University was known for giving boring, cliche-ridden lectures.
At the beginning of one semester, an innovative class breathed new life into the course by assigning baseball plays to each hackneyed phrase.
For example, when the professor said, "On the other hand," that counted as a base hit. "By the ...Read more
Small Town Justice
A police officer in a small town stopped a motorist who was speeding down Main Street.
"But officer," the man said, "I can explain."
"Just be quiet!!!" snapped the officer. "...or I'm going to let you cool off in jail until the chief gets back."
"But officer, I just wanted to say...."
"And I said KEEP QUIET! You're going to jail!" A few ...Read more
School of Rock Wouldn't Exist Without Rob Reiner's This Is Spinal Tap Says Jack Black
Jack Black talks about Rob Reiner's impact on his career, his beloved unaired Boys Night Out Saturday Night Live sketch written by Amy Poehler and Emily Spivey and going out in an actual cyclone while filming Anaconda.
Macaulay Culkin Answers The Web's Most Searched Questions | WIRED
Macaulay Culkin visits WIRED to answer his most searched for questions on Google. Who is Macaulay Culkin named after? What happens at the Home Alone movie tour? Can Macaulay Culkin sing? When did he host Saturday Night Live? Is Macaulay Culkin a nice guy? Mac answers these questions and plenty more on the WIRED Autocomplete Interview.
Drew Carey Kills It In His First Appearance on The Tonight Show Starring Johnny Carson - 11/08/1991
Drew Carey Kills It In His First Appearance on The Tonight Show Starring Johnny Carson - 11/08/1991
Stranger Things' Jake Connelly Says, "Suck a Fat One" Like Cartman from South Park | Tonight Show
Jake Connelly talks about his dream-come-true role on Stranger Things as Delightful Derek and shares stories from filming the show before taking Jimmy's spot at the Tonight Show desk.
Ethan Hawke’s kids can't recognise him in Dead Poets Society - BBC
Ethan Hawke tells Graham Norton about his first big breaks: how his children couldn’t recognise him in Dead Poet’s society and how Robin Williams landed him his first agent.
"I Don't Remember Much" - Anderson Cooper On Last Year's NYE Afterparty WIth Andy Cohen
The hosts of "Anderson Cooper 360" and "Watch What Happens Live" stop by for their annual Late Show visit ahead of their big New Year's Eve broadcast, which typically results in Anderson Cooper being overserved. Stick around for two more segments with Anderson and Andy and watch them host CNN's live New Year's Eve coverage.
Late Show Home Shopping: Canceled Clearance Sale! with Paul Rudd
With the final season of "The Late Show" underway, host Stephen Colbert is auctioning off his wardrobe, props, set pieces and more to raise funds for charity. On this episode of Late Show Home Shopping, "Anaconda" star Paul Rudd stops by to help Stephen kick off some truly amazing auctions, and to sweeten the deal with a few items of his own. ...Read more
Jimmy Remembers Rob Reiner
Jimmy reflects on the passing of Rob Reiner and his wife Michele Reiner.
Miriam Margolyes doesn't know who the other guests are 😬 | The Graham Norton Show - BBC
Miriam chats about not knowing the other guests and they joke about Dominic being in the "Mama Mia" film.
Mochi - SNL
In this Cut for Time sketch, a stranded research team (Josh O'Connor, Mikey Day, Chloe Fineman, Sarah Sherman, James Austin Johnson, Marcello Hernández) tries to find help.
Born Salesman
I learned a lesson in marketing from a man who bought an old boat, a trailer and a motor from me. “Thanks,” he said as he loaded them up. “I’m planning to resell them.”
Good luck, I thought. I had been trying to get rid of them for months. But when I ran into him a few weeks later, he’d sold everything.
“How did you manage that?�...Read more
Stork Education
Coming through the door after school one day, Little Johnny hollers out...
"Okay everyone in the house, please stand advised that I, Little Johnny Elvis Smith, have on this date made a complete fool of myself in sex-education class by repeating stories concerning storks as told to me by certain parties residing in this house!"
Stop Following Me!
A man was walking home alone one night when he heard a "BUMP....BUMP....BUMP..." behind him. Walking faster, he looked back, making out an image of an upright coffin banging its way down the middle of the street towards him...."BUMP...BUMP...BUMP..."
The man began to run toward his home, and the coffin bounced after him faster....faster...BUMP ...Read more
Christmas Story
A little boy returned from Sunday school with a new perspective on the Christmas story. He had learned all about the Wise Men from the East who brought gifts to the Baby Jesus. He was so excited he could hardly wait to tell his parents.
As soon as he arrived home, he immediately began, "I learned all about the very first Christmas in Sunday ...Read more
