Two elderly ladies had been friends for many decades. Over the years they had shared all kinds of activities and adventures. Lately, their activities had been limited to meeting a few times a week to play cards.

One day ...Read More

- Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.

- The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese in the trap.

- Support bacteria. They're the only culture some people have.

- A clear conscience ...Read More

A client recently brought her two cats in to my husband's veterinary clinic for their annual checkup. One was a small-framed, round tiger-striped tabby, while the other was a long, sleek black cat. She watched closely as...Read More

Three mischievous boys skipped school one day and instead went to the zoo one day for an outing.

They decided to visit the elephant cage first, but soon enough, they were picked up by a zoo security officer for causing ...Read More

There are some jokes that just sound wrong coming from Seth, like young people referring to white, ribbed tank tops as "wife pleasers."

Triumph The Insult Comic Dog (aka Robert Smigel) joins the Chill Chums to roast Conan, Sona, and Matt. Later, Conan talks to Robert about their long history and Robert’s new animated movie, “Leo.”