Chicken Scratchins'

Jokes / February 24, 2026

Q: Why does a chicken coop have two doors?
A: Because if had four doors it would be a chicken sedan!

Q: How long do chickens work?
A: Around the cluck!

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To prove...Read More

Moscow Zoo

Jokes / February 24, 2026

Father and son standing outside the elephant's cage in the Moscow Zoo. Father tells son, "If we stand around here long enough, one of them will throw some food at us."

Taxes Defined

Jokes / February 24, 2026

A fine is a tax for doing something wrong.

A tax is a fine for doing something right.

To the Engineer

Jokes / February 24, 2026

To the optimist, the glass is half full.

To the pessimist, the glass is half empty.

To the engineer, the glass is twice as big as it needs to be.

In Court...

Jokes / February 24, 2026

A prospective juror in a Dallas District Court was surprised by the definition of voluntary manslaughter given the panel: "An intentional killing that occurs while the defendant is under the immediate influence of ...Read More

Colbert Before Air: Stephen Dishes with Julia Roberts About Evie and "Does This Taste Funny?"

Jokes / February 23, 2026

Stephen signs over a copy of his cookbook, DOES THIS TASTE FUNNY? to Julia Roberts while hunting down an elusive banana bread recipe and sharing fun facts about his marriage to Evie.