Feeding Fur

Jokes / December 06, 2025

A father was playing with his daughter when the little one said: "Dad, I read in school that animals get a new fur coat every winter."

"Quiet!" retorted the father. "Your mother is in the next room!"

How You Made Money

Jokes / December 06, 2025

A young man asked an old rich man how he made his money.

The old guy fingered his worsted wool vest and said, "Well, son, it was 1932. The depth of the Great Depression. I was down to my last nickel.

"I invested that ...Read More

Dress Code

Jokes / December 06, 2025

Employed by the human-development center of a corporation in the Midwest, my friend trains employees in proper dress codes and etiquette.

One day as she was stepping onto the elevator, a man casually dressed in jeans and...Read More

Knock Knock! Who's There?

Jokes / December 06, 2025

Waddle.

Waddle who?

Waddle you give me if I go away?

Super Bowl

Jokes / December 06, 2025

A man had 50 yard line tickets for the Super Bowl. As he sits down, a man comes down and asks if anyone is sitting in the seat next to him.

"No," he says, "The seat is empty."

"This is incredible," said the man. "Who in ...Read More

Top Ten Things That Make Bob Barker Angry | Letterman

Jokes / December 05, 2025

Plus, Top Ten Things Bob Barker Can Say Now That He's Retiring. (From "Late Show," air date: 9/20/94 and 5/16/07)