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Lactomangulation (n.) Manhandling the "open here" spout on a milk container so badly that one has to resort to the 'illegal' side.
Lullabuoy (n.) An idea that keeps floating into your head and prevents you from drifting off to sleep.
Peppier (n.) The waiter at a fancy restaurant whose sole purpose seems to be walking around asking diners if they want ground pepper.
Phonesia (n.) The affliction of dialing a phone number and forgetting whom you were calling just as they answer.
Pupkus (n.) The moist residue left on a window after a dog presses its nose to it.
Telecrastination (n.) The act of always letting the phone ring at least twice before you pick it up, even when you're only six inches away.
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