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UK & Makerfield Election: Last Week Tonight with John Oliver (HBO)
John Oliver discusses the upcoming elections in the UK, why the race for prime minister hinges on 76,000 voters who live in a small area called Makerfield, and which party leader looks like his first words were “British East India Company.”
Mary Poppins Quits with Kristen Bell
Mary Poppins (Kristen Bell) is working for minimum wage, and really needs a raise.
Sesame Street: Celebrity Lullabies With Ricky Gervais
It's Elmo's nap time and celebrity Ricky Gervais sings Elmo a noisy lullaby all about the letter N.
Jack Quaid on His Wedding in Australia, The Boys Series Finale & Kicking His Own Ass
Jack talks about his new mustache, getting married to his The Boys co-star Claudia Doumit in Australia, having a mechanical bull at the reception, his wife saying he has a terrible Australian accent, the cast of The Boys attending the wedding, the cake wars they had, and he demonstrates how he can kick his own ass.
Orson Welles Drunk Outtakes for Paul Masson Wine Commercial
Here's outtakes of Orson Welles, director of Citizen Kane, drunk as he films a commercial for Paul Masson Wine. Get the full story at http://pursuitist.com
Revenge of A Woman's Random Thoughts
My mind not only wanders, it sometime leaves completely.
The best way to forget all your troubles is to wear tight shoes.
The nice part about living in a small town is that when you don't know what you're doing, someone else does.
The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight because by then, your body and your fat are really good ...Read more
Stuck
My husband David's colleague at a package-processing center was trapped in a small rest room by a faulty lock. When he was finally discovered, David and another worker were able to open the door with some difficulty. The lock was still jammed, so they blocked the door open while a maintenance worker was called. A bit later, David noticed ...Read more
Cuff Links
During his freshman year, my son Steve couldn't get home for Christmas. So he sent me a set of inexpensive cuff links and a note reading: "Dear Dad, This is not much, but it's all you could afford."
Baseball and the Tramp
The ball had been knocked out of the stadium into the lane and everybody was out looking for it.
One of the players came across an old tramp, lying in the shade.
'Excuse me' said the Baseballer, 'but have you seen a baseball?'
'No, I haven't,' replied the tramp. 'But I've brought one from home I could sell you!'
Spelling Cat
Teacher: How do you spell cat, Angela?
Angela: C-A-I -
Teacher: Stop right there. Cat doesn't have and I!
Angela: So how does it see to catch a mouse?
Patton Oswalt Critiques Sci-Fi Films (Top 5 & Bottom 5) | GQ
Comedian, actor and writer Patton Oswalt breaks down his top five and bottom five sci-fi films of all time.
Bowen Yang and Matt Rogers Give Seth Bad News About the Las Culturistas Culture Awards
Bowen Yang and Matt Rogers talk about finding out about Jimmy Kimmel's ABC suspension after day drinking with Seth, share some of their unique categories and nominees for their Las Culturistas Culture Awards and chat about dancing with Stephanie Hsu at the Tonys.
David Attenborough on Why He Is Terrified of Rats but Fine With Cobras | Parkinson on BBC
David Attenborough traces his career back to 1952 and a BBC that was entirely live, entirely primitive and entirely unprepared for a ratcatcher from South London with two cages full of rats and strong opinions about how to handle them. The ratcatcher had been asked to be gentle. He had agreed. Ten seconds into the broadcast, live on air, he said...Read more
Elmo and Cookie Monster visit LA for World Cup
After years of preparation, a supersized World Cup has finally arrived.
Tim Allen on Friendship with Tom Hanks & Meeting Taylor Swift at the Toy Story 5 Premiere
Tim talks about his upcoming birthday, wanting a real tank, the Shifting Gears season 3 renewal, hating coffee table books, performing in Las Vegas, meeting Taylor Swift, his friendship with Tom Hanks, and he gives the studio audience tickets to see Toy Story 5. …
Caught Stealing
A shoplifter was caught red-handed trying to steal a watch from an exclusive jewelry store. "Listen," said the shoplifter, "I know you don't want any trouble either. What do you say I just buy the watch, and we forget about this?"
The manager agreed and wrote up the sales slip. The crook looked at the slip and said, "This is a little more than ...Read more
Teacher
A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood. Trying to make the matter clearer, he said: "Now, students, if I stood on my head the blood, as you know, would run into it, and I should turn red in the face."
"Yes, sir," the boys said.
"Then why is it that while I am standing upright in the ordinary position the blood doesn't ...Read more
Ad Campaign
I saw a new local ad campaign being run for the northern snow birds by our county tourist board. Against a drop dead sunset beach picture, It reads:
Come to the SW coast of Florida this winter for your family vacation! It's got everything...
Sand for the children, fishing galore for Dad, sun for the wife, and plenty of sharks for the mother-in...Read more
Dangerous Task
Once there was a millionaire, who collected live alligators. He kept them in the pool, back of his mansion. The millionaire also had a beautiful daughter who was single. One day he decides to throw a huge party, and during the party he announces, "My dear guests...I have a proposition to every man here. I will give one million dollars or my...Read more
Understading Flies
A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter.
"What are you doing?" She asked.
"Hunting Flies" He responded.
"Oh. Killing any?" She asked.
"Yep, 3 males, 2 Females," he replied.
Intrigued, she asked. "How can you tell them apart?"
He responded, "3 were on a beer can, 2 were on the phone."
