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Zoey Deutch Dressed Up as a Minion for Minions & Monsters, Talks Voicemails for Isabelle (Extended)
Zoey Deutch talks about getting videos of people crying during Voicemails for Isabelle, Jon Hamm filming an Amy Poehler podcast while in a hot air ballon for Gail Daughtry and the Celebrity Sex Pass and dressing up as a minion to see Minions & Monsters.
Feral Hogs: Last Week Tonight with John Oliver (HBO)
John Oliver discusses one of the most destructive invasive species in America: feral hogs. How they got here, the damage they’re doing, and why the Discovery Channel should really consider doing “Cow Week.”
Trump Sends Vance to Concede to Iran & Reflecting Pool Is Filled with Corruption | The Daily Show
Jon Stewart dives into Trump's talent for breaking what ain't broke, from throwing one of his cronies $1.7 million in taxpayer money to clean the D.C reflecting pool (which quickly went from "American Flag Blue" to Mountain Dew green) to launching an aggressive war on Iran with the goal of re-obliterating their nuclear program but instead ...Read more
Robert Smigel Shares How Tom Hanks' Lorne Michaels Impression Led to SNL's Five-Timers Club
Robert Smigel talks about his charity Next for Autism putting together the annual comedy event Night of Too Many Stars, how Tom Hanks' impression of Lorne Michaels led to SNL's Five-Timers Club and the story behind his podcast Humor Me.
Matthew Rhys' Accent Kills Columbo | The Graham Norton Show | Friday at 11pm | BBC America
New episodes of The Graham Norton Show Fridays at 11pm on BBC America.
Wacky Headline
Hear about the psychic midget who escaped from jail?
Yeah the headlines in the newspaper read "SMALL MEDIUM AT LARGE".
Nasty Habits
It seems that an elephant got too close to all the baby ducks the circus had brought in for Easter and accidentally inhaled a bunch of them.
The poor elephant was choking on them and no one could help. Finally the trainer goosed him -- and the elephant blew out a whole trunkful of downy feathers.
Yep! That's what he gets for snorting quack.
Blonde Paint Job
A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do.
"Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?"
The blonde said, "How about 50 dollars?" The man agreed...Read more
Just Before I Die
Showing his friend around his his home, Jennings pointed out all of the collectibles he and his wife had acquired over their long years of marriage.
"The day before I die, I'd like to sell every piece we've got just to see how much it's all worth."
"Well," his friend replies, "since you couldn't possibly know the day before you were going to ...Read more
Bookworm
"For Heaven's sake, Chris, why can't you talk to me once in a while?" Julie whined.
"What?" Chris replied.
"Look around!" Julie yelled, as she pointed around the room. "Look at all these books! You always have your head buried in a book! You don't even seem to know I'm alive!"
"I'm sorry, honey," Chris said.
"Sometimes I wish I were a book. ...Read more
Big Box Small Box Prank
Big Box Small Box Prank
Tom Hanks' HILARIOUS Harvard Speech Leaves Audience in Splits: “I Make a Good Living...”
Tom Hanks had Harvard graduates laughing out loud during his 2023 commencement address with a brutally funny self-roast. The Oscar-winning actor joked that he had never attended Harvard, never taken a class, and never even stepped inside the library, yet makes a great living playing people who did. Reflecting on his own unconventional ...Read more
Tom Hanks and Tim Allen Took Fan Photos as Woody and Buzz; Talks Toy Story 5
Tom Hanks talks about Tim Allen attending a performance of his play, taking fan photos together as their characters Woody and Buzz and working on Toy Story 5.
Sesame Street: Elvis Costello & Elmo Sing a Monster Went and Ate My Red 2
Elvis Costello and Elmo sing about a monster who went and ate his red 2. Can you guess who that hungry monster could be?
Larry David on Comedy Notes from Obama, Not Singing at McCartney Concert & Cheering for The Knicks
Larry talks about Jimmy spotting him not singing when everyone else was at a Paul McCartney concert, not being a fan of dancing, not going to his prom, not singing Happy Birthday, feeling like a human being at the Knicks game, ability to male the team win, Victor Wembanyama calling him out, his new show celebrating the 250th anniversary of ...Read more
Marriage Lessons
On their 40th wedding anniversary and during the banquet celebrating it, Tom was asked to give his friends a brief account of the benefits of a marriage of such long duration.
"Tell us Tom, just what is it you have learned from all those wonderful years with your wife?"
Tom responds, "Well, I've learned that marriage is the best teacher of all...Read more
It All Comes Back Around
At age 4 success is . . . . not piddling in your pants.
At age 12 success is . . . having friends.
At age 17 success is . . having a driver's license.
At age 35 success is . . . .having money.
At age 50 success is . . . having money.
At age 70 success is . ... . having a drivers license.
At age 75 success is . . . having friends.
At age ...Read more
Great Truths That Adults Have Learned
1) Raising teenagers is like nailing jelly to a tree.
2) Wrinkles don't hurt.
3) Families are like fudge...mostly sweet, with a few nuts
4) Today's mighty oak is just yesterday's nut that held its ground.
5) Laughing is good exercise. It's like jogging on the inside..
6) Middle age is when you choose your cereal for the fiber, not the toy.
Great Truths That Children Have Learned
1) No matter how hard you try, you can't baptize cats.
2) When your Mum is mad at your Dad, don't let her brush your hair.
3) If your sister hits you, don't hit her back. They always catch the second person.
4) Never ask your 3-year old brother to hold a tomato.
5) You can't trust dogs to watch your food.
6) Don't sneeze when someone is ...Read more
