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“Jackin It In San Diego” (Original Song) | South Park
Stan breaks down and heads to San Diego to let off some steam. "Butterballs" S16
Sarah Michelle Gellar Reveals Ready Or Not 2 Used 350,000 Gallons Of Blood | The Jonathan Ross Show
Sarah Michelle Gellar and Kathryn Newton talk Ready Or Not 2, fake blood, Buffy fans and the kiss that won more than one award.
Episode: The Jonathan Ross Show - Series 23, Episode 05 …
Metaphors make no sense (Norm Macdonald stand up)
Get ready to laugh out loud with this hilarious stand-up comedy clip featuring Norm Macdonald! …
UK Satire Law: Last Week Tonight with John Oliver (Bonus Segment)
2018. John Oliver discusses the U.K.'s law against using parliamentary footage for comedic purposes, why it should change, and a creative replacement we can use in the meantime.
Millie Bobby Brown Shares Baby Updates, Dives into Her Stranger Things 5 Fate & Talks Enola Holmes
Millie Bobby Brown talks about her goats Cardi B and Eminem having a baby and getting emotional while watching her character die in the final season of Stranger Things before giving Jimmy a Victorian era quiz in honor of Enola Holmes 3.
Indian Telephone Operator
Mujibar was trying to get a job in India.
The Personnel Manager said, "Mujibar, you have passed all the tests except one. Unless you pass it you cannot qualify for this job."
Mujibar said, "I am ready."
The Manager said, "Make a sentence using the words Yellow, Pink and Green."
Mujibar thought for a few minutes and said, "Mister Manager, I ...Read more
Expensive Doctors
A young woman wasn't feeling well, and asked one her co-workers to recommend a physician.
"I know a great one in the city, but he is very expensive. Five hundred dollars for the first visit, and one hundred dollars for each one after that."
The woman went to the doctor's office and, trying to save a little money, cheerily announced.
"I'm back...Read more
Military Kittie
My housecat went down to the local military recruiting depot to sign up for the service. He came back about two hours later and sadly explained that he couldn't enlist because he would have to be “de-furred”.
A pair of chickens go to the library
A pair of chickens walk up to the circulation desk at a public library and say, 'Buk Buk BUK.' The librarian decides that the chickens desire three books, and gives it to them...and the chickens leave shortly thereafter.
Around midday, the two chickens return to the circulation desk quite vexed and say,' Buk Buk BuKKOOK!' The librarian decides ...Read more
For The Kids...
Doctor, Doctor I ve lost my memory!
When did this happen?
When did what happen?
Doctor, Doctor I think I'm a rubber band
Why don't you stretch yourself out on the couch there and tell me all about it!
Doctor, Doctor everyone thinks I'm a liar
I can't believe that!
Josh Gad and Andrew Rannells Test How Well They Know Each Other | Vanity Fair
The stars of 'Gutenberg! The Musical!' test who knows one another best in this episode of Vanity Fair Game Show. They performed on Broadway together, but how much do they actually know about each other? What is Andrew's hidden talent? What was the first musical Josh ever performed in? If Andrew wasn't an actor, what would his profession be? What...Read more
Lewis Black Tackles Dangerous Exercise Trends, from Sword Yoga to Pistols & Pilates | The Daily Show
Summer is here, and Lewis Black kicks it off with a look at some of the dumbest and most dangerous fitness trends of the season: sword yoga, which combines the health benefits of yoga with the hazard of lopping off a body part, neck hanging, which is turning Chinese youth into Christmas tree ornaments, and pistols and Pilates, the perfect ...Read more
Legendary Director James Burrows on Friends, Cheers, Taxi and Will & Grace
James talks about working with Jimmy and Norman Lear on “Live in Front of a Studio Audience,” his new book “Directed by James Burrows,” casting Danny DeVito in “Taxi,” working with Christopher Lloyd and Andy Kaufman, Andy’s Tony Clifton character, directing “Cheers,” Woody Harrelson joining the cast after Nicholas Colasanto ...Read more
Mentalist Oz Pearlman’s Mind Reading Stuns the Tonight Show Audience | The Tonight Show
Mentalist Oz Pearlman stuns Jimmy and the Tonight Show audience.
Funniest Celebrity Impressions Done In Front Of The Real Person!
Watch as Hollywood icons and celebrity impressions bring the house down in these unforgettable celebrity moments.
Just Doing Her Job
A man came home from work and found his three children outside, still in their pajamas, playing in the mud, with empty food boxes and wrappers strewn all around the front yard.
The door of his wife's car was open, as was the front door to the house and there was no sign of the dog. Proceeding into the entry, he found an even bigger mess. A lamp...Read more
Philosophy & Mathematics
Philosophy is a game with objectives and no rules.
Mathematics is a game with rules and no objectives.
Organized Crime
No matter how much the government fights it, organized crime just seems to get more organized every day. The police pulled in a Mob kingpin recently and reminded him he had the right to make a phone call.
"Just fax the arrest report to my lawyer," the mobster said calmly.
What is 2 * 2 ?
Several scientists were all posed the following question: "What is 2 * 2 ?"
The engineer whips out his slide rule (so it's old) and shuffles it back and forth, and finally announces "3.99".
The physicist consults his technical references, sets up the problem on his computer, and announces "it lies between 3.98 and 4.02".
The mathematician ...Read more
A Lawyer and an IRS Agent
If a lawyer and an IRS agent were both drowning, and you could only save one of them, would you: (1) go to lunch or (2) read the paper?
