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Managerium

The heaviest element known to science is Managerium.

This element has no protons or electrons, but has a nucleus made up of 1 neutron, 2 vice-neutrons, 5 junior vice-neutrons, 25 assistant vice-neutrons, and 125 junior assistant vice- neutrons all going round in circles.

Managerium has a half-life of three years, at which time it does not decay but institutes a series of reviews leading to reorganization.

Its molecules are held together by means of the exchange of tiny particles known as morons.

This news arrived on: 09/02/2004

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08-24-2009 19:25

Gartar wrote:

ie,

and are you not a reader/responder?...(idiot)

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08-24-2009 14:27

wrote:

ie. the readers/responders to these silly jokes

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08-24-2009 07:49

Gartar wrote:

How true.

And I'm proud to be a moron.

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08-24-2009 03:39

yulia wrote:

Yes, as a result turns out one big moron operating all the normal collective ...

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08-24-2009 01:33

weirdness wrote:

veeps

This joke reminds me of "Cheers".
when "Rebecca" manager of the bar found out she's the lowest ranked executive in the co.
when somone was promoted to "temparary Jr assisitant associate V.P. trainee" and made her boss.

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