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Philosophy is a game with objectives and no rules.
Mathematics is a game with rules and no objectives.
Mom's Present
A mother and a daughter are shopping in the mall, when the mother eyes an expensive fur coat. "This year," she says, "I think that I will buy my present instead of making you and dad shop for me." The daughter nods in agreement. "And I think this fur coat would be perfect too."
The daughter protests, "But mom, some helpless, poor creature has ...Read more
Airport Mistletoe
It was the beginning of December. The trip had gone reasonably well, and he was ready to go back. The airport on the other hand had turned a tacky red and green, and loudspeakers blared annoying elevator renditions of cherished Christmas carols.
Being someone who took Christmas very seriously, and being slightly tired, he was not in a ...Read more
Physical training job
The physical training instructor was drilling a platoon of soldiers.
"I want every man to lie on his back, put his legs in the air and move them as though he were riding a bicycle," he explained. "Now begin!"
After a few minutes, one of the men stopped.
"Why did you stop. Smith?" demanded the officer.
"If you please, sir," said Smith, "I'm ...Read more
Andy Richter’s Other TV Shows | CONAN on TBS
When he’s not on CONAN eating tzatziki sauce, Andy's hosting a cooking show about making tzatziki sauce.
(ran’s New Iron Fist | Trump Under Fire For Undignified Transfer | Not Learning Your Damn Language
Iran selected a new leader without seeking America’s approval, President Trump wore a novelty hat to an event honoring soldiers killed in action, and the president insulted his Spanish-speaking guests at the first meeting of the Shield of the Americas.
Jon Stewart Helps Chicagoan See the NYC Pizza Light | The Daily Show
An audience member from Chicago asks Jon Stewart for his NYC pizza recs, but gets a deep-dish roast instead.
Jamie Lee Curtis Settles Her Beef with Jimmy, Talks Starring in Scarpetta with Nicole Kidman
Jamie Lee Curtis talks about her first appearance on The Tonight Show, producing and starring in the show Scarpetta and what it was like to meet Nicole Kidman for the first time.
Buddy Hackett Tells A Story He Promised Not to Tell on The Tonight Show Starring Johnny Carson
Buddy Hackett Tells A Story He Promised Not to Tell on The Tonight Show Starring Johnny Carson
A Bad Day Fishing
Jim had an awful day fishing on the lake, sitting in the blazing sun all day without catching a single one. On his way home, he stopped at the supermarket and ordered four catfish.
He told the fish salesman, "Pick four large ones out and throw them at me, will you?"
"Why do you want me to throw them at you?"
"Because I want to tell my wife ...Read more
Embarrassing Traffic Stop
A police car pulled me over near the high school where I teach. As the officer asked for my license and registration, my students began to drive past. Some honked their horns, others hooted, and still others stopped to admonish me for speeding.
Finally the officer asked me if I was a teacher at the school, and I told him I was.
"I think you've...Read more
Metaphysics
If metaphysics is being qua being;
and if epistomology is knowing qua knowing;
then metaphilosophy must be... qua qua qua.
Sick Call
Negotiations between union members and their employer were at an impasse. The union denied that their workers were flagrantly abusing their contract's sick-leave provisions.
One morning at the bargaining table, the company's chief negotiator held aloft the morning edition of the newspaper, "This man," he announced, "called in sick yesterday!" ...Read more
'Twas the night before Christmas (Military version)
'Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the skies,
Air defences were up, with electronic eyes.
Combat pilots were nestled in ready-room beds,
As enemy silhouettes danced in their heads.
Every jet on the apron, each SAM in its tube,
Was triply-redundant, linked to the Blue Cube,
And ELINT and AWACS gave ...Read more
