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Sports Car Dreams

A man went into his shrink's office and says, "Doc, you have got to help me! Every night I keep dreaming that I'm a sports car. The other night, I dreamed I was a Trans Am. Another night, I dreamed I was an Alpha Romeo. Last night I dreamed I was a Porsche. What does this mean?"

"Relax," says the shrink, "You're just having an auto-body experience."

This news arrived on: 09/19/2006

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09-29-2008 14:27

karen wrote:

not even a 2

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09-28-2008 16:24

wrote:

THESE ARE FUN AND OFTEN FUNNY. THE CRITICS SHOULD PUT UP BETTER JOKES INSTEAD OF CRITICIZING. I SALUTE ALL PEOPLE WHO TRY TO MAKE LIFE FUNNY, MORE INTERESTING AND LIGHTER.

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09-28-2008 11:08

silamel wrote:

car joke

it's very, very corny. it has no kick to it.

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09-28-2008 03:48

Karma wrote:

All your jokes are Lame

Is it just me or what?

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09-27-2008 16:47