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As US tourists in Israel, Morris and his wife were sitting outside a Bethlehem souvenir shop, waiting for fellow tourists. An Arab salesman approached them carrying belts. After an impassioned sales talk yielded no results, he asked where they were from. "America," Morris replied. Looking at ......
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A few days after Christmas, a mother was working in the kitchen listening to her young son playing with his new electric train in the living room. She heard the train stop and her son said, "All of you sons of guns who want off, get the heck off now, cause this is the last stop! And all of you ...
More...A blonde student was in his the college campus bookstore. Questioning the store clerk about a book for one of his classes, the clerk responded, "This book will do half the job for you." "Good," the blonde replied, "I'll take two."
More...- The baby was delivered, the cord clamped and cut and handed to the pediatrician, who breathed and cried immediately. --Exam of genitalia reveals that he is circus sized. - The skin was moist and dry. - Rectal exam revealed a normal size thyroid. - She stated that she had been constipated ...
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