There are times not to flirt. When you're sick. When you're with children. When you're on the witness stand.
More Women's Quote
Listening, not imitation, may be the sincerest form of flattery.
If you want to say it with flowers, a single rose says: "I'm cheap!"
The problem with people who have no vices is that generally you can be pretty sure they're going to have some pretty annoying virtues.
Some people say that cats are sneaky, evil, and cruel. True, and they have many other fine qualities as well.
All marriages are happy. It's trying to live together afterwards that causes all the problems.
Experience: A comb life gives you after you lose your hair.