Jokes / Entertainment

Signs Your Mobile Home Is Haunted...

1. Your can of Skoal mysteriously floats through the air. 2. Blood drips out of your simulated wood paneling. 3. The eyes on the velvet Elvis painting move. 4. The room is spinning, and you're not even drunk yet. 5. That car in your front ...

"Smooth Operator"

Bumping into a woman on the sidewalk, the Tom Cruise look- alike apologized, "Pardon me!" "That's quite all right," the woman replied. "You look just like my fourth husband." "Wow!" he said. "How many times have you been married?" She ...

Compliment?

Harold's wife bought a new line of expensive cosmetics guaranteed to make her look years younger. After a lengthy sitting before the mirror applying the "miracle" products, she asked, "Darling, honestly, what age would you say I am?" Looking ...

Anniversary Gift

After she woke up, a woman told her husband, "I just dreamed that you gave me a pearl necklace for our anniversary. What do you think it means?" "You'll know tonight," he said. That evening, the man came home with a small package and gave it to...

Smart Dog

As a butcher is shooing a dog from his shop, he sees $10 and a note in his mouth, reading: "10 lamb chops, please." Amazed, he takes the money, puts a bag of chops in the dog's mouth, and quickly closes the shop. He follows the dog and ...