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Late Night Funny #4

The Christian Science Monitor is claiming “Hillary Clinton will be a tad less interested in running for president now that she’s about to be a grandmother.” And if you put a grain of sand in your pocket there’s a tad less sand on the beach...

Late Night Funny #3

"Deadliest Catch" reminds me of this show. They started in 2005. We started in 2005. They have a lot of cursing. We have a lot of cursing. They have multiple Emmy awards. We have lots of cursing. Craig Ferguson

Late Night Funny #2

Stephen Colbert is here, ladies and gentlemen. He's here. He just dropped by to sign the lease. I don't know if you've heard this, but Stephen Colbert will be taking over the show sometime next year — pending the physical. David Letterman

Late Night Funny #1

Joe Biden said the U.S. will help Ukraine with financial aid as long as the leaders tackle corruption. Because if anything stops corruption, it's bribing someone to stop corruption. Jimmy Fallon

Why Guys Can't Win

If you work too hard, there is never any time for her. If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum. If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation. If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get ...

Lemonade

Knock Knock! Who's there? Lemonade. Lemonade Who? Lemonade me introduce you to my friend!