Jokes / Entertainment

Stuck

My husband David's colleague at a package-processing center was trapped in a small rest room by a faulty lock. When he was finally discovered, David and another worker were able to open the door with some difficulty. The lock was still jammed,...

Quick Quotes

"You know, I really don't think I need buns of steel. I'd be happy with buns of cinnamon." --Ellen DeGeneres --- "My dad, he's a nuclear physicist, my mom, she's a mathematician, my brother is a chemical engineer--and I like to color." --...

Ten Common Full-Time Employee Ailments

1. The Macy's One Day Sale Flu. 2. The Drivers License Renewal Appointment 24-Hour Virus. 3. The Friday-Afternoon-Start-The-Weekend-Early Sudden Unbearable Stomach Pains. 4. The I'm Looking for a New Job and I Don't Know How Long It's ...

Quick Quotes

"The government issued a safety recall today on 800,000 Bowflex exercise machines. The good news: No one was hurt, because no one ever actually used a Bowflex." --Jay Leno --- "You can buy anything on eBay. I just bought the world's oldest ...

Coffee

Late one night I stopped at one of those 24-hour gas station mini-marts to get myself a fresh-brewed cup of coffee. When I picked up the pot, I could not help noticing that the brew was as black as asphalt and just about as thick. "How old ...

Magic Trick

A cruise ship hired a magician to entertain the passengers. Since the passengers changed every four or five days, the magician was able to perform the same tricks over and over. Unfortunately, the Captain of the ship had a parrot who sat around ...