Jokes / Entertainment

Good Milk

There once was a 94 year old nun back in the 1890s whose worn out body began to surrender. Her doctor prescribed for her a shot of whiskey three times a day, to relax her. However, not to be lured into worldly pleasures, she huffily declined. ...

Traffic Court

A New York man was forced to take a day off from work to appear for a minor traffic summons. He grew increasingly restless as he waited hour after endless hour for his case to be heard. When his name was called late in the afternoon, he stood ...

Going Camping?

Some tips on better camping: -- When using a public campground, a tuba placed on your picnic table will keep the campsites on either side vacant. -- Get even with a bear who raided your food bag by kicking his favorite stump apart and ...

A One-Wish Genie

A woman was walking along the beach when she stumbled upon a bottle. She picked it up and rubbed it, and lo-and-behold 'a genie' appeared! The amazed woman asked if she got three wishes. The genie said, "Nope, sorry, three-wish genies are a ...

Late Night Funny #4

A New York plastic surgeon has announced that he is creating “vacation breasts,” which are implants that would last two to three weeks. That’s amazing, isn’t it? Who gets a three-week vacation? Seth Meyers