Jokes / Entertainment

Late Night Funny #4

While Mitt Romney was in Nebraska at a campaign rally to support a local Senate candidate this week, the crowd started chanting, “Run, Mitt, Run.” And now, nobody can find Mitt Romney. Seth Meyers

Late Night Funny #3

Neil Patrick Harris is getting a new variety show on NBC. If you're excited about Neil Patrick Harris and his variety show at NBC, it means one thing: You have never seen a variety show. David Letterman

Late Night Funny #2

For Halloween, a woman in Vermont is handing out kale to trick-or-treaters. If you're in Vermont and you want to stop by, look for the house that's been set on fire. Conan O'Brien

Late Night Funny #1

During a campaign event, former presidential nominee Bob Dole told the crowd that Mitt Romney should run for president in 2016. If there's anyone who knows that the third time is a charm, it's a guy who lost three times. Jimmy Fallon


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