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Are Coronavirus Vaccines Safe? Jaboukie Has the Truth | The Daily Social Distancing Show

on Mar 16, 2021

Published in Jokes

Is the coronavirus vaccine safe? Will it turn you gay? Is Bill Gates trying to microchip you? Jaboukie Young-White learns the truth from Dr. Peter Hotez.

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