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What kind of food do maths teachers eat?
Square meals!
The food in our school canteen is perfect.
If you're a bug!
An ideal homework excuse
Teacher: Where is your homework?
Pupil: Our puppy toilet trained on it
How did Columbus's men sleep on their ships?
With their eyes shut!
Dusty Housekeeping
My mom is a less than fastidious housekeeper.
One evening my dad returned home from work, walked into the kitchen and teased her, "You know, dear, I can write my name in the dust on the mantel."
Mom turned to him and sweetly replied, "Yes, darling, I know. That's why I married a college graduate."
First Apartment
Having moved into his first apartment, our son invited my husband and I for a visit.
As we walked in, our son asked if we'd like a cold drink.
Mentally patting myself on the back for teaching him to be such a gracious host, I said, "Yes, what do you have?"
He walked over to the refrigerator, opened the door, studied the contents, and then ...Read more
For The Kids...
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Aardvark!
Aardvark who?
Aardvark a hundred miles for one of your smiles!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Aaron!
Aaron who!
Aaron on the side of caution!
Mathematician...
Every Friday afternoon, a mathematician goes down to the bar, sits in the second-to-last seat, turns to the last seat, which is empty, and asks a girl who isn't there if he can buy her a drink.
The bartender, who is used to weird university types, always shrugs but keeps quiet. But when Valentine's Day arrives, and the mathematician makes a ...Read more
Meanwhile… Rat Birth Control | ChatGPT Can’t Count Backwards | Sugar For Hemorrhoids?
Meanwhile… Washington, D.C. is battling a rat infestation, AI guru Sam Altman says it’ll take another year before his chatbot can start a timer, and scientists are warning people not to try a trending home remedy for hemorrhoids.
Daniel Radcliffe Reveals Jonathan Groff’s Backstage Antics, Talks Unhinged Tracy Morgan Moment
In a series of interviews, Daniel Radcliffe explains his reasons for avoiding Harry Potter and the Cursed Child, shares how Jonathan Groff screws with him behind the scenes of Merrily We Roll Along and discusses his favorite unhinged Tracy Morgan moment.
Traitors: A Very Confident Mistake | SNL UK
At the Round Table, instincts run high and a very confident mistake comes easily as the group attempt to discover the traitor.
Who's Counting?
How many Deadheads does it take to change a light bulb?
12,001. That's one to change it, 2,000 to record the event and take pictures, and 10,000 to follow it around until it burns out.
Volunteers
On the way back to New York as I was sitting in the Phoenix airport, they announced that the flight to Vegas was full. The airline was looking for volunteers to give up their seats. In exchange, they'd give you a $100 voucher for your next flight and a first class seat in the plane leaving an hour later. About eight people ran up to the counter ...Read more
For The Kids...
What kind of fish is useful in freezing weather?
Skate!
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
Fsh!
What lives in the ocean, is grouchy and hates neighbours?
A hermit crab!
What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?
As far away as possible!
For The Kids...
Where are most fish found?
Between the head and the tail!
What kind of fish will help you hear better?
A herring aid!
What do fish sing to each other?
Salmon-chanted evening!
How does an octopus go to war?
Well-armed!
Where do you find a down-and-out octopus?
On squid row!
What do you get if you cross an abbot...Read more
Fireman
Felix, my husband, was playing golf with our town's fire chief when he hit a ball into the rough. As Felix headed for the brush to find his ball, the chief warned him, "Be careful, the rattlesnakes are out."
The chief explained that calls had been coming in all week requesting assistance with removing the snakes.
"You've got to be ...Read more
Jack Black Sings a Bowser Revenge Song, Reveals Ryan Gosling Is His Archenemy After "Peaches" Snub
Jack Black talks about hosting SNL with musical guest Jack White, Ryan Gosling becoming his archenemy after getting an "I'm Just Ken" Oscar nomination over "Peaches" and his character Bowser being held captive in The Super Mario Galaxy Movie.
Sabrina Carpenter Talks Arresting Celebs at Her Short n' Sweet Tour, Goes Day Drinking with Seth
In a series of interviews, Sabrina Carpenter talks about arresting celebrities at her concerts and shares stories about her experiences at Saturday Night Live before spending a day drinking with Seth.
Mr. Rogers Talks About Meeting Eddie Murphy | Letterman
When Fred Rogers met Mr. Robinson, Eddie Murphy. (Air date; 2/17/1982)
Paralyzed cat's hilarious reaction to wheelchair
Paralyzed cat's hilarious reaction to wheelchair
We interviewed instagram.com/harpurr_kitty_warrior for this video produced exclusively by GeoBeats.
Ghosts - Michael Jackson Goes to HR (Sneak Peek 1)
Trevor lands himself in trouble when an inappropriate gift to a co‑worker forces him into an HR meeting only Jay can handle. Meanwhile, Pete unintentionally sparks drama with Alberta after casually mentioning a surprise visit to his ex, on the CBS Original Series GHOSTS.
