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Military Time
My wife never quite got the hang of the 24-hour military clock. One day she called the orderly room to speak with me. The person who answered told her to call me at the extension in the band rehearsal hall.
"He can be reached at 4700, Ma'am," the soldier advised.
With a sigh of exasperation, my wife responded, "And just what time is that?"
Looks bad on resume cover letters
1. I'm really keen to work for you, I hear the drugs are good.
2. I regret that I have no references. Unfortunately, every company I have worked for has since closed down.
3. I'll kill myself if I don't get a job.
4. I know where you live.
5. Any sentence beginning with "I was recently acquitted."
6. I'm really tall, so I think I'd be well ...Read more
Cop and Light Bulbs
How many cops does it take to change light bulb?
- Just one, but he is never around when you need him.
- Only one, but he has to see an officer do it first.
- Three, one to do it, one to direct traffic and one to say "Show's over, nothing left to see here, folks, move along."
Meanwhile… How To Pay Off Student Loans | White Whale Photo | Robot Vacuum Army
Meanwhile… A surgeon is making balloon animals to pay off his med school debt, a photo of an ultra-rare white whale won the top prize at the World Nature Photography Awards, and a man accidentally gained control of 7,000 robot vacuums.
Groucho Marx Makes a Surprise Visit on The Tonight Show Starring Johnny Carson - 10/04/1965
Groucho Marx Makes a Surprise Visit on The Tonight Show Starring Johnny Carson - 10/04/1965
Mila Kunis Speaks Perfect Russian | Classic Clip | The Graham Norton Show
#MilaKunis reveals why secretly speaking #Russian can make things very awkward… especially when people assume she can’t understand them.
Alfred Hitchcat Tribute🐈 Parody of Alfred Hitchcock movies: Psycho, The Birds and North by Northwest
This is a tribute to the great Alfred Hitchcock featuring my cats. It includes clips from the films Psycho, The Birds, and North by Northwest. If you like the video, I'll make more videos with other great Hitchcock films.
Triumph The Insult Comic Dog's First Appearance | Late Night with Conan O’Brien
(Original air date: 2/13/97) Triumph The Insult Comic Dog makes his first appearance on "Late Night."
Five Senses
Don't LOOK at anything in a physics lab.
Don't TASTE anything in a chemistry lab.
Don't SMELL anything in a biology lab.
Don't TOUCH anything in a medical lab.
and, most importantly,
Don't LISTEN to anything in a philosophy department.
Rock Journalism
"Rock journalism is people who can't write interviewing people who can't talk in order to provide articles for people who can't read." -- Frank Zappa
Judge's Tooth
The judge said to his dentist: "Pull my tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth."
Polish Scientists
A bunch of Polish scientists decided to flee their repressive government by hijacking an airliner and forcing the pilot to fly them to a western country. They drove to the airport, forced their way on board a large passenger jet, and found there was no pilot on board. Terrified, they listened as the sirens got louder. Finally, one of the ...Read more
The history of the world according to cats - Eva-Maria Geigl
The history of the world according to cats - Eva-Maria Geigl
Ice Skating - SNL
A couple (Tommy Brennan, Veronika Slowikowska) gets interrupted by men having fun on an ice-skating rink (Connor Storrie, Mikey Day, Ben Marshall).
Meanwhile… How To Pay Off Student Loans | White Whale Photo | Robot Vacuum Army
Meanwhile… A surgeon is making balloon animals to pay off his med school debt, a photo of an ultra-rare white whale won the top prize at the World Nature Photography Awards, and a man accidentally gained control of 7,000 robot vacuums.
The Gentlemen’s Code - SNL
Two Victorian men (Connor Storrie, Mikey Day) settle a dispute with the help of the gentlemen's code.
Seth Rogen & Kermit The Frog Debate The Best & Worst Things Ever | GOAT Talk
“The Muppet Show” co-stars Seth Rogen & Kermit The Frog debate their GOAT Muppet, rapper, conspiracy theory, Miss Piggy clapback, and the worst movie idea pitched to them.
