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Redneck Eulogy
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10-06-2008 08:32
wrote:
GOD BLESS THE "REDNECK"
God Bless The Redneck
You might be a redneck if: It never occurred to you to
be offended by the phrase, 'One nation, under God.'
You might be a redneck if: You've never protested about
seeing the 10 Commandments posted in public places.
You might be a redneck if: You still say 'Christmas'
instead of 'Winter Festival.'
You might be a redneck if:
You bow your head when someone prays.
You might be a redneck if: You stand and place your hand
over your heart when they play the National Anthem.
You might be a redneck if: You treat our armed forces
veterans with great respect, and always have.
You might be a redneck if:
You've never burned an American flag, nor intend to.
You might be a redneck if: You know what you believe
and you aren't afraid to say so, no matter who is listen! ing.
You might be a redneck if: You respect your elders
and raised your kids to do the same.
You might be a redneck if:
You'd give your last dollar to a friend.
You might be a redneck if: It never occurred to you to
be offended by the phrase, 'One nation, under God.'
You might be a redneck if: You've never protested about
seeing the 10 Commandments posted in public places.
You might be a redneck if: You still say 'Christmas'
instead of 'Winter Festival.'
You might be a redneck if:
You bow your head when someone prays.
You might be a redneck if: You stand and place your hand
over your heart when they play the National Anthem.
You might be a redneck if: You treat our armed forces
veterans with great respect, and always have.
You might be a redneck if:
You've never burned an American flag, nor intend to.
You might be a redneck if: You know what you believe
and you aren't afraid to say so, no matter who is listen! ing.
You might be a redneck if: You respect your elders
and raised your kids to do the same.
You might be a redneck if:
You'd give your last dollar to a friend.
10-06-2008 08:30
wrote:
God Bless The Redneck
You might be a redneck if: It never occurred to you to
be offended by the phrase, 'One nation, under God.'
You might be a redneck if: You've never protested about
seeing the 10 Commandments posted in public places.
You might be a redneck if: You still say 'Christmas'
instead of 'Winter Festival.'
You might be a redneck if:
You bow your head when someone prays.
You might be a redneck if: You stand and place your hand
over your heart when they play the National Anthem.
You might be a redneck if: You treat our armed forces
veterans with great respect, and always have.
You might be a redneck if:
You've never burned an American flag, nor intend to.
You might be a redneck if: You know what you believe
and you aren't afraid to say so, no matter who is listen! ing.
You might be a redneck if: You respect your elders
and raised your kids to do the same.
You might be a redneck if:
You'd give your last dollar to a friend.
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You might be a redneck if: It never occurred to you to
be offended by the phrase, 'One nation, under God.'
You might be a redneck if: You've never protested about
seeing the 10 Commandments posted in public places.
You might be a redneck if: You still say 'Christmas'
instead of 'Winter Festival.'
You might be a redneck if:
You bow your head when someone prays.
You might be a redneck if: You stand and place your hand
over your heart when they play the National Anthem.
You might be a redneck if: You treat our armed forces
veterans with great respect, and always have.
You might be a redneck if:
You've never burned an American flag, nor intend to.
You might be a redneck if: You know what you believe
and you aren't afraid to say so, no matter who is listen! ing.
You might be a redneck if: You respect your elders
and raised your kids to do the same.
You might be a redneck if:
You'd give your last dollar to a friend.
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10-06-2008 08:29
wrote:
God Bless The Redneck
You might be a redneck if: It never occurred to you to
be offended by the phrase, 'One nation, under God.'
You might be a redneck if: You've never protested about
seeing the 10 Commandments posted in public places.
You might be a redneck if: You still say 'Christmas'
instead of 'Winter Festival.'
You might be a redneck if:
You bow your head when someone prays.
You might be a redneck if: You stand and place your hand
over your heart when they play the National Anthem.
You might be a redneck if: You treat our armed forces
veterans with great respect, and always have.
You might be a redneck if:
You've never burned an American flag, nor intend to.
You might be a redneck if: You know what you believe
and you aren't afraid to say so, no matter who is listen! ing.
You might be a redneck if: You respect your elders
and raised your kids to do the same.
You might be a redneck if:
You'd give your last dollar to a friend.
Brought to you by mamarocks.com
Home Sentiments Funnies Inspirational
You might be a redneck if: It never occurred to you to
be offended by the phrase, 'One nation, under God.'
You might be a redneck if: You've never protested about
seeing the 10 Commandments posted in public places.
You might be a redneck if: You still say 'Christmas'
instead of 'Winter Festival.'
You might be a redneck if:
You bow your head when someone prays.
You might be a redneck if: You stand and place your hand
over your heart when they play the National Anthem.
You might be a redneck if: You treat our armed forces
veterans with great respect, and always have.
You might be a redneck if:
You've never burned an American flag, nor intend to.
You might be a redneck if: You know what you believe
and you aren't afraid to say so, no matter who is listen! ing.
You might be a redneck if: You respect your elders
and raised your kids to do the same.
You might be a redneck if:
You'd give your last dollar to a friend.
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10-06-2008 08:13
wrote:
ARE YOU SAYING ALL "REDNECKS" ARE STUPID???
THATS SORTA RACIST...DON'T YOU THINK???
AND "NO"!!! BEING A "REDNECK" DOES "NOT"
NECESSARILY MEAN YOU'RE RACIST!!! SOME OF THE
SMARTEST PEOPLE I KNOW CONSIDER THEMSELVES
"REDNECKS"
YOU SHOULD "NOT" STEREOTYPE PEOPLE...
(even as a joke)
THATS SORTA RACIST...DON'T YOU THINK???
AND "NO"!!! BEING A "REDNECK" DOES "NOT"
NECESSARILY MEAN YOU'RE RACIST!!! SOME OF THE
SMARTEST PEOPLE I KNOW CONSIDER THEMSELVES
"REDNECKS"
YOU SHOULD "NOT" STEREOTYPE PEOPLE...
(even as a joke)
10-03-2008 23:44
Puma wrote:
redneck eulogy
Man, that was funny!! I almost choked on my drink when I read this punchline. I can't wait 'til Thanksgiving to tell my family this joke. :o)
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