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Getting a Promotion
"What do you have to look forward to in way of a promotion in your job?" asked the Rabbi.
"Well, I'm next in line for the Monsignor's job." replied the Priest.
"Yes, and then what?" asked the Rabbi.
"Well, next I can become Arch-Bishop." said the Priest.
"Yes, and then?" asked the Rabbi.
"If I work real hard and do a good job as Arch-Bishop, it's possible for me to become a full Bishop." said the Priest.
"O.K., then what?" asked the Rabbi.
The Priest, begining to get a bit exasperated replied, "With some luck and real hard work, maybe I can become a Cardinal."
"And then?" asked the Rabbi.
The Priest is really starting to get mad now and replies, "With lots and lots of luck and some real difficult work and if I'm in the right places at the right times and play my political games just right, maybe, just maybe, I can get elected Pope."
"Yes, and then what?" asked the Rabbi.
"Good grief!" shouted the Priest. "What do you expect me to become, GOD?"
"Well," said the Rabbi, "One of our boys made it!"
This news arrived on: 09/09/2008
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09-17-2008 23:51
Freeman wrote:
Promotion
While the Bishops may be equal, I have seen the Papacy started as the Bishop of Rome, it is generally accepted that the Arch Bishop is one step higher. The American Cardinals have the title of Cardinal ArchBishop of ____ what ever major city they reside in.
Exclusive of that, it took the Catholic church centuries to accept Jesus was a Jew.
Exclusive of that, it took the Catholic church centuries to accept Jesus was a Jew.
09-17-2008 20:01
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So john uk is an Athiest? Since when? Just a little while ago, he was preaching morality to us!
09-17-2008 19:57
wrote:
ALL RIGHT, SO I HAVE TO BE A CATHOLIC OR A PROTESTANT TO GET THIS JOKE? I'VE BEEN BOTH SO I SHOULD DOUBLE QUALIFY AND I UNDERSTAND THE RABI TOO. AFTER ALL JESUS WAS A JEW! THAT IS IN BODY; IN SPIRIT HE IS GOD!!!
09-17-2008 18:11
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i FEEL SORRY FOR THE PERSON(s) WHO DO NOT BELIEVE IN GOD AND HIS SON. WHAT A LIFE. WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO LOOK FORWARD TO WHEN YOU ARE NO LONGER HERE?
09-17-2008 09:09
John U.K. (atheist) wrote:
Getting a promotion.
Ho-ho-ho!...Ha-ha-ha!...He-he-he!...what a GREAT joke - NOT! Absolute RUBBISH!
BTW LeAna, implying that Catholics don't have a sense of humour while Protestants *do* is just more of the 'we're better than you' nonsense that stirs up anger and hatred and ultimately fighting and wars.
BTW LeAna, implying that Catholics don't have a sense of humour while Protestants *do* is just more of the 'we're better than you' nonsense that stirs up anger and hatred and ultimately fighting and wars.
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