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Chuck Norris is One Bad Dude

- Chuck Norris does not use spell check. If he happens to misspell a word, Oxford will simply change the actual spelling of it.

- Before science was invented it was once believed that autumn occurred when Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked every tree in existence.

- In the original pilot for Star Trek Next Generation, Chuck Norris can be seen powering the USS Enterprise warp drive with his roundhouse kicks.

- It was once believed that Chuck Norris actually lost a fight to a pirate, but that is a lie, created by Chuck Norris himself to lure more pirates to him. Pirates never were very smart.

- When Chuck Norris plays Oregon Trail his family does not die from cholera or dysentery, but rather roundhouse kicks to the face. He also requires no wagon, since he carries the oxen, axles, and buffalo meat on his back. He always makes it to Oregon before you.

- Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.

- The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.

This news arrived on: 06/16/2008

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Posted Comments:

06-22-2008 11:30

kandiyz wrote:

chuck norris

chuck norris is awsome dude!!!
you know chuck norris recently starded selling his urine in canned bevereges.we know this beverge as Red Bull.

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06-22-2008 11:29

kandiyz wrote:

chuck norris

chuck norris is awsome dude!!!
you know chuck norris recently starded selling his uine in canned bevereges.we know this beverge as Red Bull.

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06-22-2008 02:17

bobbyr54 wrote:

Chuck Norris

dumb, stupid and makes no sense

Chuck Norris' was the first and only Westerner to win the 8th degree black belt in Tae Kwon Do in 4,500 years of this art form of self defense.
On his father's side of the family his grandfather was an Irish immigrant and his grandmother was Cherokee. On his mother's side, his grandfather was Cherokee and his grandmother was Irish.

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06-21-2008 23:48

wrote:

Chuck Norris should roundhouse kick this poor excuse for a joke right back to where it came from!

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06-21-2008 22:04

Sug wrote:

Chuck Norris

It is all done with mirrors.

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