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Eating Vegetables

A man walks into a doctor's office. He has a cucumber up his nose, a carrot in his left ear and a banana in his right ear.

"What's the matter with me?" he asks the doctor.

The doctor replies, "You're not eating properly."



This news arrived on: 06/10/2008
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Posted Comments:

06-19-2008 19:04
naenae wrote:



THAT WAS STUPID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



06-19-2008 16:20
MilwJohn wrote:



I'll bet he has a drinking problem too.



06-19-2008 12:39
Alaskanjade wrote:



i didn't laugh until i read jodi's comment. thx jodi.



06-19-2008 12:05
L-Cee wrote:



This was funny !



06-19-2008 09:05
Patsy wrote:

"Eating Vegetables"

HaHaHaHaHa! Funnnnny!!!!!!!




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