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Great Price

A man was reading the paper when an ad caught his eye: $500 Porsche! New! The man thought that it was very unusual to sell a Porsche for $500, and he thought it might be a joke, but thought it was worth a shot. So he went to the lady s house and sure enough, she had an almost brand new Porsche.

"Wow!" the man said. "Can I take it for a test drive?" Unlike what he expected, the man found that the car ran perfectly and took it back to the lady s house.

"Why are you selling me this great Porsche for only $500?"

"My husband just ran off with his secretary, and he told me I could have the house and the furniture as long as I sold his Porsche and sent him the money."

This news arrived on: 05/12/2008

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06-12-2008 19:52

Lisa wrote:

Ok, thats a good way to get back at your husband

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05-17-2008 18:20

aarca Max wrote:

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I would sell the car for alot less then 500$

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05-17-2008 11:18

Feonia wrote:

Porsche

It was pretty funny, i would sold it for less than that. big up my jamaican friends and families like Alisha,Mum and Sharent and Trisha

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05-17-2008 01:20

bobbyr54 wrote:

Porsche

Great story. I can almost imagine the story about the wife running off with the mailman and telling the husband he can keep everything and have custody of the kids too, if he just sold all her valuable gold and diamond jewelry.

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05-16-2008 22:36

me wrote:

just desserts.

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