Trivia Quiz: Stupid Criminals

Question 1: A thief who tried to rob a Bank of America was caught when policemen found him:

 A: Sitting at the drive-thru teller
 B: Waiting in line with a deposit slip
 C: Stopping to double-check his money outside the door
 D: Demanding access to the staff restroom

Question 2: A bank robber attempted to detach his name from his rented getaway car by:

 A: Filing a report for the theft of the car
 B: Removing the license plates and continuing to drive
 C: Trying to scratch his name off his driver's license
 D: Returning the car to the rental company

Question 3: A business major from Oregon tried to justify his murder of three people by:

 A: Complaining about the lack of good jobs in his field
 B: Complaining about how difficult it had been to graduate
 C: Claiming there are too many other business grads in the country
 D: Saying he'd gone insane after not graduating at the top of his class

Question 4: A California bank robber's attempt to simulate a gun with his thumb and forefinger in his pocket failed because:

 A: He tried to use his jeans pocket
 B: He accidentally told them it wasn't really a gun
 C: He forgot to put his hand in his pocket
 D: He used his little finger

Question 5: On trial for drug possession, a Michigan man proved that a bulge in his coat pocket wasn't a gun by showing the court it was:

 A: A knife
 B: A packet of $100 bills
 C: A confession note
 D: A packet of cocaine

Question 6: An Alaska man was caught after robbing a motel while dressed as:

 A: A police officer
 B: A Smurf
 C: Pikachu
 D: A rabbit

Question 7: A California man barricaded inside his house was finally found:

 A: At the window, catching the police's tear gas bombs
 B: Standing behind the police, begging himself to come out
 C: On the back porch drinking a beer
 D: Downtown at a coffee shop

Question 8: An Oregon lady may not be able to cash her winning lottery ticket because:

 A: It was purchased with a stolen credit card
 B: She stole the ticket from her brother
 C: It was a forged ticket
 D: She worked at the store where it was bought and printed it after the numbers were called

Question 9: An Indiana man was caught siphoning gas into a 55-gallon drum when he:

 A: Accidentally turned the drum over
 B: Complained to the gas station that their prices were too high
 C: Fell asleep in his car
 D: Drove away with the drum in the open trunk of his car

Question 10: A man was recently arrested when he was caught trying to break into an ATM with:

 A: An axe
 B: A chainsaw
 C: A paper clip
 D: A screwdriver