God Bless The Redneck


You might be a redneck if: It never occurred to you to
be offended by the phrase, 'One nation, under God.'

You might be a redneck if: You've never protested about
seeing the 10 Commandments posted in public places.

You might be a redneck if: You still say 'Christmas'
instead of 'Winter Festival.'



You might be a redneck if:
You bow your head when someone prays.

You might be a redneck if: You stand and place your hand
over your heart when they play the National Anthem.

You might be a redneck if: You treat our armed forces
veterans with great respect, and always have.

You might be a redneck if:
You've never burned an American flag, nor intend to.



You might be a redneck if: You know what you believe
and you aren't afraid to say so, no matter who is listen! ing.

You might be a redneck if: You respect your elders
and raised your kids to do the same.

You might be a redneck if:
You'd give your last dollar to a friend.

God Bless The Redneck


You might be a redneck if: It never occurred to you to
be offended by the phrase, 'One nation, under God.'

You might be a redneck if: You've never protested about
seeing the 10 Commandments posted in public places.

You might be a redneck if: You still say 'Christmas'
instead of 'Winter Festival.'



You might be a redneck if:
You bow your head when someone prays.

You might be a redneck if: You stand and place your hand
over your heart when they play the National Anthem.

You might be a redneck if: You treat our armed forces
veterans with great respect, and always have.

You might be a redneck if:
You've never burned an American flag, nor intend to.



You might be a redneck if: You know what you believe
and you aren't afraid to say so, no matter who is listen! ing.

You might be a redneck if: You respect your elders
and raised your kids to do the same.

You might be a redneck if:
You'd give your last dollar to a friend.







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God Bless The Redneck


You might be a redneck if: It never occurred to you to
be offended by the phrase, 'One nation, under God.'

You might be a redneck if: You've never protested about
seeing the 10 Commandments posted in public places.

You might be a redneck if: You still say 'Christmas'
instead of 'Winter Festival.'



You might be a redneck if:
You bow your head when someone prays.

You might be a redneck if: You stand and place your hand
over your heart when they play the National Anthem.

You might be a redneck if: You treat our armed forces
veterans with great respect, and always have.

You might be a redneck if:
You've never burned an American flag, nor intend to.



You might be a redneck if: You know what you believe
and you aren't afraid to say so, no matter who is listen! ing.

You might be a redneck if: You respect your elders
and raised your kids to do the same.

You might be a redneck if:
You'd give your last dollar to a friend.







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ARE YOU SAYING ALL "REDNECKS" ARE STUPID???
THATS SORTA RACIST...DON'T YOU THINK???
AND "NO"!!! BEING A "REDNECK" DOES "NOT"
NECESSARILY MEAN YOU'RE RACIST!!! SOME OF THE
SMARTEST PEOPLE I KNOW CONSIDER THEMSELVES
"REDNECKS"
YOU SHOULD "NOT" STEREOTYPE PEOPLE...
(even as a joke)

Man, that was funny!! I almost choked on my drink when I read this punchline. I can't wait 'til Thanksgiving to tell my family this joke. :o)

very funny

very funny i really like this joke

Dumb, stupid, makes no sense

That wasn't a joke. I think that really happened down the road.

...and what's the last thing his cousin says before he dies?... Aw heck I know what he did wong, ya'll watch...

Pretty funny for a redneck joke.

I agree, kinda, it should be Hey y'all, watch this as I drink my moonshine

A slight misquote. It should read,"Hey y'all, hold my beer and watch this."

This joke made me snort it was so funny!