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       <copyright>Copyright 2009 ArcaMax Publishing Inc.</copyright>
       
       
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		<title>Flight Time</title>
		<description>A blonde calls Delta Airlines and asks, 
&quot;Can you tell me how long it'll
take to fly from San Francisco to New 
York City?&quot;

The agent replies, &quot;Just a minute...&quot;

&quot;Thank you,&quot; the blonde says, and 
hangs up.</description>
		<link>http://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-16611-518735?source=1930</link>
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		<title>Ice Fishing</title>
		<description>
There were two good ol' boys from Alabama, who love to fish, 
and they wanted to do some ice fishing. They'd heard about 
it up in Canada, so they took off up there. The lake was 
frozen nicely. They stopped just before they got to the 
lake at a little bait shop and got all their tackle. One of 
t</description>
		<link>http://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-16751-849582?source=1930</link>
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		<title>Interesting Ads and Signs, Part I</title>
		<description>Now is your chance to have your ears pierced 
and get an extra pair to take home, too.

We do not tear your clothing with machinery. We 
do it carefully by hand.

No matter what your topcoat is made of, this 
miracle spray will make it reallyrepellent.

Have several very old dresses from 
grandmoth</description>
		<link>http://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-16765-714350?source=1930</link>
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		<title>Interesting Ads and Signs, Part II</title>
		<description>
Used Cars: Why go elsewhere to be cheated? 
Come here first!

For sale: A quilted high chair that can be made 
into a table, potty chair, rocking horse, refrigerator, 
spring coat, size 8 and fur collar.

Tired of cleaning yourself? Let me do it.

20 dozen bottles of excellent Old Tawny Port, 
sold</description>
		<link>http://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-16766-241175?source=1930</link>
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		<title>Past Stories</title>
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