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SEGMENT LIST:
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AUTHOR'S PREFACE
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BATTLE, n. A method of untying with the teeth of a political knot
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CROSS, n. An ancient religious symbol erroneously supposed to owe its
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EXECUTIVE, n. An officer of the Government, whose duty it is to
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GREAT, adj.
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INCOME, n. The natural and rational gauge and measure of
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LIAR, n. A lawyer with a roving commission.
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MOUSQUETAIRE, n. A long glove covering a part of the arm. Worn in
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POPULIST, n. A fossil patriot of the early agricultural period, found
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REVERENCE, n. The spiritual attitude of a man to a god and a dog to a
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SOPHISTRY, n. The controversial method of an opponent, distinguished
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VIRTUES, n.pl. Certain abstentions.