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		<title><![CDATA[When I'm Rich]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[Editor's Note: The following column was originally published in 2006.

You're probably a lot like me: You would like to see me become
fabulously wealthy. You're also pretty sure you'd like to see this
happen right away -- this afternoon would not ...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>http://www.arcamax.com/brucecameron/s-1038500</link>
 
    <pubDate>Jan/14/2012</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[The Last Cameron Column]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[Ages and ages ago -- like, 1993 -- people would purchase a PC, plug it
in and then stare in wonder at all the error messages. There wasn't much
else to do with the things if you weren't part of the "information
economy," though people gave it ...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>http://www.arcamax.com/brucecameron/s-1032434</link>
 
    <pubDate>Jan/07/2012</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[I Hate My Cell Phone]]></title>
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My cell phone has a special app that allows me to eject Alec Baldwin
from an airplane. I can look up a recipe for bananas flambe or find the
nearest fire extinguisher to put the bananas flamb <i>-out. </i> It's a
"smart phone," so intelligent ...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>http://www.arcamax.com/brucecameron/s-1021215</link>
 
    <pubDate>Dec/24/2011</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[My Dinner Guest Questionnaire]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[My insurance company loves to stick little informational pamphlets in
with its bill so I won't notice that I'm writing them a check. The
topics usually boil down to <i> how to avoid doing something that might
cause you to file a claim which we ...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>http://www.arcamax.com/brucecameron/s-1015056</link>
 
    <pubDate>Dec/17/2011</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[It's the Holidays]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[My body believes a famine is imminent and has begun stocking up on
provisions. These supplies are being stored around my waistline. I've
tried explaining to my stomach that this is entirely unnecessary: I've
never once, not even when I was in ...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>http://www.arcamax.com/brucecameron/s-1002824</link>
 
    <pubDate>Dec/10/2011</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Ice Fishing With My Father: Very Funny]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[My dad asks me if I'd like to go ice fishing in his shanty with him.
"Why don't we both just crawl into the freezer? It's bigger, warmer, and
there are more fish in there," I suggest.

"Very funny," he says to me. This is what my father has said ...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>http://www.arcamax.com/brucecameron/s-996861</link>
 
    <pubDate>Dec/03/2011</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Without a Dog]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[As part of his ongoing home-improvement project, my dog recently chewed
the little tassels off the throw pillows on the couch. He was just
ripping up the last one when I walked into the living room, and he was
so proud to show off his ...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>http://www.arcamax.com/brucecameron/s-991084</link>
 
    <pubDate>Nov/26/2011</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[The Current Diet Situation]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[I've tried several diets over the past couple of years, not because I
need to lose weight but because my pants are trying to cut me in two. I
showed these defective pants to my wife, who suggested that perhaps it
was an indication that I should ...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>http://www.arcamax.com/brucecameron/s-985599</link>
 
    <pubDate>Nov/19/2011</pubDate>
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