Obituary
on
Published in Jokes
Janie had just become a widow and needed to put an obituary in the paper about her late husband, Bubba. She called the newspaper and asked, "How much does it cost to put an obituary in the paper?"
"The cost is $0.50 per word," said the newspaper editor.
Janie said, "Fine, please print: 'Bubba died'."
The startled newspaper editor explained that there was a seven word minimum charge. Janie thought for a moment, then said, "Okay, then, please print: 'Bubba died. 2003 pickup truck for sale'."