Little April and the Pin pt. 2
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... continued from above
A while later the teacher asked April, "Who is our Lord and Saviour," But, April didn't even stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again.
"Jesus Christ!" shouted April.
The teacher said, "Very good," and April fell back to sleep.
Then the teacher asked April, "What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?" And again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin.
This time April jumped up and shouted, "If you stick that blankety-blank thing in me one more time, I'll break it in two and stick it where the sun don't shine!"
The teacher decided it would be best to not ask April any more questions.