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"My girlfriend is at that stage when her biological clock is telling her it's time for her to be making me feel guilty and immature." --Kevin Hench
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"Most people hate the taste of beer to begin with. It is, however, a prejudice that many people have been able to overcome." --Winston Churchill
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"Sometimes I wonder whether the world is being run by smart people who are putting us on or by imbeciles who really mean it." --Mark Twain