You Might Be a Redneck If...
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- You smoke during your deer hunt after scent-proofing yourself all month.
- A tornado goes through your trailer's yard and makes it look neater.
- You've got to shuck your toilet paper before you use it.
- You have an autographed picture of Bob Barker in your wallet.
- You think "Meals on Wheels" is another name for roadkill.
- You shot your own 12 point coat rack.
- You've been to the emergency room more than 3 times for mashing the wrong end of a thumb tack.
- The number of times you've seen either Elvis or a UFO exceeds your I.Q.