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What do witches eat at Halloween?
Spooketti, halloweenies, devils food cake and booberry pie!
What's Dracula's car called?
A mobile blood unit!
What do you call a hairy beast with clothes on?
A wear-wolf!
Why did the witch go over the mountain?
Because she couldn't go under it!
Why didn't the skeleton want to play football?
Because his heart wasn't in it!
If a wizard was knocked out by Dracula in a fight what would he be?
Out for the count!