My Beef With Beef
Or: “Tom, these low-cost chicken thighs are the tastiest really cheap food you’ve ever made!”
And possibly: “Tom, this meat is delicious, but why does it have an impression from a Goodyear tire tread?”
Hey, nothing but the best for my friends!
In any event, industry experts are predicting that beef prices are going to get plenty worse before they get better.
Until they come back to Earth, we weekend grill masters will have to get extra creative to keep our barbecue parties rolling along.
By the way, I was kidding about barbecuing road kill.
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Tom Purcell is an author and humor columnist for the Pittsburgh Tribune-Review. Email him at Tom@TomPurcell.com. Copyright 2021 Tom Purcell, distributed exclusively by Cagle Cartoons newspaper syndicate.
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