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Even Fox News is reporting bad polling numbers for Trump -- so they must be fake!

By Rex Huppke, Tribune Content Agency on

Like most supporters of President Donald Trump, I have the good sense to know when I'm being flimflammed by liberal media nincompoops.

I expect such flimflammery from the likes of Fake News CNN and Even Faker News MSNBC, but now I see it coming from my beloved news network of choice: Fox News.

That's right. The network I believed I could trust to always tell me President Trump is beloved by all Americans and has never made even a minor mistake has suddenly pumped out outrageous misinformation that it refers to as "a poll."

This so-called poll, released Sunday, alleges that the greatest U.S. president in history -- Donald J. Trump, long may he reign -- is looked on negatively by 53 percent of Americans and is polling neck-and-neck with some smartypants DEMONcrat mayor from South Bend, Ind.

Yeah, right. Nobody I interact with on pro-Trump Facebook pages or talk to during weekly meetings of my gun club's Hillary for Prison Committee ever has a negative thing to say about the president. How dumb does Fox News think I were?

Here, if you can believe it, is more obviously made-up information from this FAKE POLL Fox News put out:

 

-- 50 percent of "Americans" think the Trump campaign coordinated with Russia in the 2016 election, up from 44 percent in March.

-- 50 percent of people polled think Trump should either be impeached and removed from office or impeached but not removed.

-- If the election were held today, 49 percent of people would vote for Joe Biden and 39 percent would vote for Trump.

-- South Bend Mayor Pete Buttigieg beats Trump 41 percent to 40 percent.

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