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Trump: The Greatest Non-Ukrainian-Jobs President Ever

Wayne Allyn Root on

I have at least 1,000 things to write about. I could fill this column for the next 365 days. But I have to scrap them once again. President Donald Trump screws up my plans every time.

That darn Trump economy keeps interfering.

Trump did it again. How good is Trump's economy? Trump's economy is so good, and jobs are booming with such ferocity, that the Democratic Party no longer has to depend on Ukraine-connected gas companies to employ all their sons.

It's that good!

Or didn't you hear the recent report that Paul Pelosi Jr., House Speaker Nancy Pelosi's son, was an executive with a gas company that had ties to Ukraine? And, according to the report, Pelosi appeared in the company's promotional video.

Personally, I'm offended. I was the 2008 Libertarian vice presidential nominee. But no one ever offers me any sweetheart deals. I wonder why. What's wrong with my resume?

 

Maybe it's because I'm the founder of AARP: Americans Against Rotten Politicians.

Maybe it's because I campaigned for limited government, for corrupt politicians to be indicted, for all politicians to be term limited and for more power to the American people. Could that be it?

Or maybe it's because I'm an SOB (son of a butcher). And neither my mommy nor my daddy controls a $4 trillion U.S. budget. I'm betting that's it.

But I digress. I have to get back to the Trump economy. Trump never leaves me any choice.

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