'Beto' was born to run -- as whatever you want him to be

Beto retired from the House of Representatives after three exhausting two-year terms, where he passed no significant bills, rarely reached out to Latinos and avoided the combustible immigration issue, according to Latino lawmakers who got beat up over it. In 2017, he launched a Senate race against an intensely unpopular incumbent and raised more than $70 million from across the country. Yet, by implementing the Hillary Clinton strategy for luring Latino voters -- i.e., attract them by ignoring them -- he still managed to grasp defeat from the jaws of victory.

O'Rourke -- who has disclosed a personal wealth of $5 million to $10 million -- suffered through unemployment the way most of us do: by spending three months traveling the country to find America and maybe himself. The spectacle was too much for CNN's Nia-Malika Henderson, who noted at the time that a woman or minority candidate would be too busy grappling with self-employment to indulge in much self-introspection.

Still, Beto pulled it off. Chalk up one for white male privilege, where often the normal rules don't apply to you.

Meanwhile, the media -- much of which is run by white liberals who are endlessly fascinated by the adventures of other white liberals, while often refusing to give others the time of day -- has gone loco for Beto.

Last month, O'Rourke was interviewed by Oprah Winfrey in Times Square. Now there are two documentaries, and an Annie Leibovitz photo shoot for a cover story in the latest issue of Vanity Fair. Expect more fawning to come.

You can bet that the other dozen or so Democrats running for president -- no matter what their color -- are green with envy.

Things are especially ticklish for Julian Castro, the one authentic Latino in this race. O'Rourke gets to say that we should legalize marijuana nationwide. If Castro did that, reporters would poke around to see if the Mexican-American had a drug trafficker uncle south of the border.

Why does O'Rourke get special treatment? You know why. As the Texas Democrat told Vanity Fair about the 2020 presidential race, "I'm just born to be in it."

How's that for entitlement?

Here's a riddle: How many Betos does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Answer: One. To hold the bulb, while the world revolves around him.

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Ruben Navarrette's email address is ruben@rubennavarrette.com. His daily podcast, "Navarrette Nation," is available through every podcast app.