Joe & Tony’s Door-To-Door Vaccine Drive
“But our records show you haven’t been vaccinated yet. Why not?”
“That’s my private business, Tony.”
“But we have prizes and bribes – let me see my notes …. Yes, a free dinner, a free lottery ticket, a trip to Disneyland.”
“No thanks, Joe. I don’t want the vaccine. Now please remove your foot from my door so I can close it.”
“But health experts and big drug companies say everyone needs to get a jab.”
“That’s your problem, Tony.”
“And I promised that 70 percent of the country would be vaccinated by July 4th. You’ve got to do your part to help win our war on COVID.”
“Sorry, Joe. I’m not getting the vaccine.”
“What about your two granddaughters, ages 3 and 5. The NSA data says they haven’t been vaccinated. You realize they won’t be allowed in pre-school this fall unless they get their COVID shots, don’t you?”
“My granddaughters will be vaccinated over my dead body. Kids their age don’t get COVID and don’t need a vaccine. You guys need to start following the science.”
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