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Thanks for wrecking the holidays, "Emperor" Newsom!

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Gatherings “may occur in outdoor spaces that are covered by umbrellas, canopies, awnings, roofs, and other shade structures provided that at least three sides of the space (or 75 percent) are open to the outdoors.”

Seating must provide at least 6 feet of distance (in all directions - front-to-back and side-to-side) between different households.

Keep physical distance from others and practice hand hygiene.

“Singing, chanting, and shouting are strongly discouraged.”

The host should collect names and contact information of attendees for contact tracing.

Of course, it’s a given that everyone at your family gathering should be wearing a mask, indoors and outdoors, at all times, including between bites of turkey and sips of wine.

 

Please excuse me, but I don’t get the science behind these “guidelines.”

To stop the spread of the coronavirus, I’m told by the public health experts that I can't eat a turkey dinner in my own home with my family or friends unless I follow their nutty rules.

But it’s OK to get on a plane at LAX with 200 other people I don’t know and fly five hours to New York City?

And it’s OK to protest or celebrate with thousands of people in the streets, or eat at a high-end restaurant in Napa Valley with a dozen maskless friends, but you shouldn't have Grandma over for Thanksgiving because you might kill her?

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