Seems like everyone's colluding with Russia now
-- All persons who have played Russian roulette or flown in a Sikorsky helicopter.
-- All persons who own Siberian huskies, or any dogs exhibiting Pavlovian responses.
-- All persons of Russian ancestry, including but not limited to those with the following endings: -ov, -sky, -ski, -ic, -vic, -in, -enko and -uk.
-- And all persons whose ancestors may have once occupied Russian territory, including but not limited to all those of French, German, Swedish or Mongol ancestry.
Hmm. Mueller: Is that a German name?
Collusion! Looks as if we're going to need a special counsel to probe the special counsel.
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