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Seems like everyone's colluding with Russia now

Dana Milbank on

-- All persons who now consume or in the past have consumed vodka. This includes but is not limited to Black Russians, White Russians and Moscow Mules.

-- All persons who now consume or in the past have consumed beluga or osetra caviar.

-- All persons who now play, or previously have played, with nesting dolls.

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-- All persons who have dined at the Russian Tea Room in New York.

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-- All persons who have played against, or watched a match involving, Anna Kournikova, Maria Sharapova or Garry Kasparov.

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