An IQ test for President Trump
CIA officer : That's not one of the ...
Trump: We did a great job. And we weren't treated fairly by the media. I sometimes ask myself, how did I ever get here with the horrible unfair publicity? There was love in Puerto Rico for the fact that I went there.
CIA officer: [Perspiring.] Maybe we should try the math portion of the test. If a rocket is traveling to the east at five miles per second, and a second rocket ...
Trump: It won't happen. I will rain fire and fury on Rocket Man the likes of which the world has never seen.
CIA officer: Let's put this in terms you're more familiar with. If 500 people can build a building in 160 days, how long will it take 200 people to build the same building?
Trump: I can do it in one-third of the time for half the budget and it will be the most beautiful building you ever saw.
CIA officer: [Checks watch.] There are four seats together at a football game. John sits next to Joe but not next to Bob. If Bob doesn't sit next to Mike, who is sitting next to Mike?
Trump: Nobody, because I told him to leave after the national anthem.
CIA officer: A man has 63 socks in his drawer. How many ...
Trump: I have more. I have the best socks. [Trump picks up phone and begins scanning Breitbart.com.]