An IQ test for President Trump
CIA officer: Very funny, sir. First, I'm going to test your pattern recognition. I will show you five shapes and you tell me which one doesn't belong.
Trump: Bob Corker.
CIA officer: But sir, I haven't shown you the shapes yet.
Trump: I don't care. Corker doesn't belong. Everybody knows it's true, except the fake-news media.
CIA officer: [Exhales.] Let's try this a different way. I will show you four sets of four numbers, and you will tell me which is the odd one out.
Trump: Tom Price.
CIA officer: But sir ...
Trump: Good guy. But very odd. He's out. [Trump clicks remote, Fox News plays on screen.]
CIA officer: [Taps foot.] Let's try completing verbal analogies. Isobar is to pressure as ...