The Real Housewives of Disney aren't quite the princesses you met in their films long ago. Aired 03/03/12

Jimmy woke up to Donald Trump’s 165 venomous words on Truth Social about him hosting the Oscars and Donny is so confused he thinks that Jimmy is Al Pacino, our outdoor stage is making its triumphant return after four ...Read More

Meanwhile… British shepherds figured out that Axe body spray keeps their sheep from fighting, the CMO of Taco Bell says his special order is “life changing,” and NBA star Boban Marjanović is being hailed as a true ...Read More

Triumph The Insult Comic Dog (aka Robert Smigel) joins the Chill Chums to roast Conan, Sona, and Matt. Later, Conan talks to Robert about their long history and Robert’s new animated movie, “Leo.”

Mother: Why did you just swallow the money I gave you?
Son: Well you did say it was my lunch money!

What's a mushroom?
The place they store the school food!

Teacher: I said to draw a cow eating some grass but ...Read More

A man tells his doctor that his wife has laryngitis. The doctor said there was nothing he could do to cure it.

The man said, "Cure it? I want to prolong it."